Archive for September, 2007

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Golf Parrot

September 28, 2007

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Wizards in Winter

September 27, 2007

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Granny Air Bag

September 15, 2007

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Air Show: New York

September 11, 2007

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Short & Funny

September 10, 2007

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

“I am not available right now, but thank you for caring

enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please

leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your

call, you are one of the changes.”

 

Aspire to inspire before you expire.

 

My wife and I had words,

but I didn’t get to use mine.

 

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your

glasses.

 

Blessed are those who can give without remembering

And take without forgetting.

 

God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of

an answer for her first question.

 

I was always taught to respect my elders,

but it keeps getting harder to find one.

 

“With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud

slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the

country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird

flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time

to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?” – Jay Leno

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Virtual Blue Angels

September 7, 2007

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Shadow Show

September 4, 2007

 Lyrics:

I see trees of green…….. red roses too
I see em bloom….. for me and for you
And I think to myself…. what a wonderful world.

I see skies of blue….. clouds of white
Bright blessed days….dark sacred nights
And I think to myself …..what a wonderful world.

The colors of a rainbow…..so pretty ..in the sky
Are also on the faces…..of people ..going by
I see friends shaking hands…..sayin.. how do you do
They’re really sayin……i love you.
I hear babies cry…… I watch them grow
Theyll learn much more…..than Ill never know
And I think to myself …..what a wonderful world

(instrumental break)

The colors of a rainbow…..so pretty ..in the sky
Are there on the faces…..of people ..going by
I see friends shaking hands…..sayin.. how do you do
Theyre really sayin…*spoken*(I ….love….you).

I hear babies cry…… I watch them grow
*spoken*(you know their gonna learn
A whole lot more than Ill never know)
And I think to myself …..what a wonderful world
Yes I think to myself …….what a wonderful world.

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Tapping Guitar

September 3, 2007