Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking
his nose.
Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in
your throat.
Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to
fix your fridge.
Goblin: How you eat the Snickers bars you got for Halloween.
Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there’s housework to
be done.
Jack O’ Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after
losing each week.
Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape
your knee.
Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit
smoking.
Skeleton: Any supermodel.
Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning
coffee.
